I WOULD WORK OUT EVERY DAY IF MY WORK OUT PARTNER WAS A WALRUS
Omfg that walrus is doing sittups. Omfg
His form is almost better than mine.
:-O …………. :’-)
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
- me: looks at pet sleeping
- pet: breathes
- me: oh thank god i thought you died
Riding through the city on one of these makes you a cool cat.
- stephen king: goodnight son
- son: goodnight dad
- stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
- son: no-
- stephen king: there once was an old man-
- son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE